I never heard of the whole “Twilight” craze until I went back to school last year. Now it’s obvious to me that this is the new “thing.” The promotional partnership with Burger King should have been our first clue. “Be sure to ask Mom to get you a bloodthirsty undead serial-cannibal happy meal!”
I Netflix’d the [...]

Dear The South,
You lost that war nearly 150 years ago. Get over it. Confederacy Appreciation? Virginia, are you out of your mind? What is it you are commemorating? Something that was distinctly part of Southern culture? Can’t you just commemorate RC Cola and the Wiggly Wiggly and call it a day?
Let me put it to [...]

I’m home from class, listening to the re-play of the Stern Show, and hear an ad for “Dancing With the Stars.” Not a big deal until I hear the names of the contestants they’re hyping for this latest season of my parents’ favorite show. The usual line-up of has-beens and reality TV show people… far [...]

…let’s be fair, everyone knows that you’re not taking that Tec-9 out to hunt deer with – that weapon is designed for a very specific purpose, and it’s a purpose that is illegal for the average citizen to do. But fine, I get it – the average American citizen has the right to go out [...]

If the government of the Great Satan can’t say it, let me do the honors…
Iran: The votes are fine, and the U.S. is behind all this protesting! They’re meddlers! They meddle!
U.S.: (silence)
GOP: Dude, are you gonna take that? You should go right over there and meddle, THAT will teach them for calling you a meddler!
Iran: [...]

Why can I never get a roommate who is easy to live with? Is that too much to ask? OK maybe it is, but what about one who is Not Difficult To Live With? To cut down on descriptive text I offer you this video…

…yes that is my roommate, Paddy O’Shuttup. The part-time salesman who [...]

In all those old film reels and World’s Fair demos from the 1950’s and 1960’s about “The World of Tomorrow” (add echo effect here) we were treated to images of space-age hovercrafts, jet pack, self-cleaning kitchens and robots that can change diapers. Now it’s officially the 21st Century… where’s my jet pack?!? Where’s my housekeeping [...]

As an artist I can understand the passion that can consume people when it comes to immortalizing your artistic vision onto your flesh for all eternity. However, there are a whole LOT of people to need to douse that passion at all costs! Anybody with a couple hundred dollars can buy a tattoo, and it [...]

One of our clients has an accounting practice where they offer all the usual services… taxes, bookkeeping, payroll, new business formation, audits and reviews and prayer. You heard me – Prayer. There is an email link featuring the following blurb:
Send your personal prayer requests if you would like our office staff to pray for you, [...]